1. The competition was as stiff as a wishbone.
2. The competition was as stiff as January's wash frozen on the line.
3. The competition was as stiff as a dead body in a bag on a cold
winter's morn.
4. The competition was as stiff as green is ground, and ground, often
brown; as cliché is truth, and truth, nearly sound; as weather is
temperament, and feeling, profound-in short, we left with what bullshit
we came with, and one person crowned. |